iM IZZY.

[iM IZZY.]

[filthyguts]

it’s 1 am and I’m having a brain blast so here’s the moriohpsycho (aka insano crossover ship bateman x yoshikage kira) au plot line…

So in dis post kira is a new hire @ pierce&pierce cuz he had to flee morioh on acct of almost being found out and Patrick literally almost had an panic attack simply from looking at him at a meeting (Kira’s awful lilac suit gives him hives.)

Basic au plot:

IDK if kira is gonna have killer queen in this au I shall see where the wind takes me…. Anyways so later on they have a meetcute at a dumpster in an alley- both dumping a body 😭😭they get into a scuffle here(aka about to try and kill eachother)☠️ but then kira is like wait aren’t u Patrick Bateman and Patrick is like FUCK bc he cant remember Kira’s name😭 they hear police sirens close by(unrelated to them lol) and flee.

at this point patrick is spiraling and is wondering if kira is even real since his coworkers hardly talk about him- and going to work the next day they see eachother and kira doesnt say anything about the night before😭😭 anyways- so during all this kira is quietly freaking out about being found out and having to run away AGAIN and finds Patricks addy - breaks into his apartment - is hiding under his bed about to try and get Bateman reimi sugimoto style, Bateman wakes up to take a piss- kira slices his leg- bateman freaks out (heavily due to the fact about wounding his perfect skin), sees kira, remembers his name this time, and then they start to struggle fight AGAIN.

During the fight Patrick throws Kira into the fridge, causing it to open and all the ziploc baggies of body parts Patrick has in there spill out onto the floor and onto Kira (also some hands too) and Kira takes a moment to be like . Ok wait so you really are doing this shit too huh ☠️ and then they have a weird…very thick air tense moment before kira goes back to trying to kill him bc oh ur a threat to my quiet life blah blah I’m not gonna let this happen again like in morioh (he accidentally admits that he fled the country bc he’s an idiot) and now uh oh they have incriminating blackmail against eachother!

Another reason kira is pissed at Patrick is because he’s taking all the people HE wanted to get to first and just in general being really sloppy and attention seeking abt it 😭😭 so kira tells him and Batemans like wtf are you gonna do about it I do what I want LOL and Kira’s like ERMM then I’ll tell the police and Batemans like ERMM uno reverse I’ll do that to you so now they’re in another weird spot and begrudging compromise somehow to “share” as long as they try not to hurt or ruin the other. And then from there they get Real Weird with it

[iM IZZY.]

[iM IZZY.]

[kelcarts]

『 11 pm bedtime… 』

my newest malewife <3 

[iM IZZY.]

it’s 1 am and I’m having a brain blast so here’s the moriohpsycho (aka insano crossover ship bateman x yoshikage kira) au plot line…

So in dis post kira is a new hire @ pierce&pierce cuz he had to flee morioh on acct of almost being found out and Patrick literally almost had an panic attack simply from looking at him at a meeting (Kira’s awful lilac suit gives him hives.)

Basic au plot:

IDK if kira is gonna have killer queen in this au I shall see where the wind takes me…. Anyways so later on they have a meetcute at a dumpster in an alley- both dumping a body 😭😭they get into a scuffle here(aka about to try and kill eachother)☠️ but then kira is like wait aren’t u Patrick Bateman and Patrick is like FUCK bc he cant remember Kira’s name😭 they hear police sirens close by(unrelated to them lol) and flee.

at this point patrick is spiraling and is wondering if kira is even real since his coworkers hardly talk about him- and going to work the next day they see eachother and kira doesnt say anything about the night before😭😭 anyways- so during all this kira is quietly freaking out about being found out and having to run away AGAIN and finds Patricks addy - breaks into his apartment - is hiding under his bed about to try and get Bateman reimi sugimoto style, Bateman wakes up to take a piss- kira slices his leg- bateman freaks out (heavily due to the fact about wounding his perfect skin), sees kira, remembers his name this time, and then they start to struggle fight AGAIN.

During the fight Patrick throws Kira into the fridge, causing it to open and all the ziploc baggies of body parts Patrick has in there spill out onto the floor and onto Kira (also some hands too) and Kira takes a moment to be like . Ok wait so you really are doing this shit too huh ☠️ and then they have a weird…very thick air tense moment before kira goes back to trying to kill him bc oh ur a threat to my quiet life blah blah I’m not gonna let this happen again like in morioh (he accidentally admits that he fled the country bc he’s an idiot) and now uh oh they have incriminating blackmail against eachother!

Another reason kira is pissed at Patrick is because he’s taking all the people HE wanted to get to first and just in general being really sloppy and attention seeking abt it 😭😭 so kira tells him and Batemans like wtf are you gonna do about it I do what I want LOL and Kira’s like ERMM then I’ll tell the police and Batemans like ERMM uno reverse I’ll do that to you so now they’re in another weird spot and begrudging compromise somehow to “share” as long as they try not to hurt or ruin the other. And then from there they get Real Weird with it

[iM IZZY.]

[filthyguts]

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING…LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!!!!!!!… open ur mind…come here ok

[iM IZZY.]

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING…LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!!!!!!!… open ur mind…come here ok

[iM IZZY.]

[n0orin]

lemon and tangerine 🍋🍊

[iM IZZY.]

yoshikage kira’s top charismatic moments

[funnuraba]

1. publicly larping suave, flirty conversation with a severed hand because he’s incapable of normal interaction with living human beings
   
2. awkwardly tucking a severed hand back into his jacket after using it to poke a sandwich in a deli and accidentally rupturing the plastic wrap
   
3. wiping his ass with severed hands
   
4. collecting his own fingernail and toenail clippings in jars and meticulously recording their growth in journals
   
5. hiding in a middle school vaulting horse so teenagers don’t beat him up while he tries to track down a severed hand that his dumb ass left sitting around in a sandwich bag
   
6. introducing himself to a middle school child by monologuing about his personal life and habits for an entire page
7. pausing in the middle of a life-or-death battle to explain that gym equipment is unclean because people don’t wash their hands after masturbating
8. getting owned by a teenager and crying
9. standing alone in his fake bedroom, looking out the window and watching people have fun interactions………… outside
10. silently creeping up on his fake wife from behind with all the physical grace of frankenstein’s monster first staggering out of the laboratory, then responding to her affection with caveman grunts and monosyllables
11. stewing in silent, impotent rage for an entire train ride over an insult from another passenger, after which he tracks them down and murders them with his superpowers rather than assert himself in public
12. FUCK YOU DAD DON’T TELL ME TO ACCEPT THINGS YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND ME OR MY PEACEFUL LIFE!!!!!
13. getting owned so hard by an eleven-year-old boy that his subconscious mind has to re-roll for a completely new superpower
14. rubbing his face on a paramedic’s hand and licking her fingers as he bleeds out on the pavement
15. 
    

idk how much clearer i can make this; there’s a collective delusion that kira is somehow charming or cool or charismatic. he is not. he’s awkward and has very questionable personal hygiene. his only talent is pretending to be boring. he’s an adult man with a job who wears a fucking skull-print tie. is it any wonder he’s a cat person?

[iM IZZY.]

my forehead tattoo that says I am totally normal about yoshikage kira

[iM IZZY.]

hi barbie